Samson needs a sassy gay friend.
Nov. 27th, 2011 09:32 amNot for the whole Delilah bit, but for the foxes. I was looking over numerology for Gale and was looking over the number three-hundred. So I see something about foxes and decide to pull out my bible and take a look...
So he comes home from god knows where and his father-in-law is like, "I thought you hated your wife, so i let her shack up with the best man at from your wedding!"
And Samson is like, "WTF M8?"
And his father-in-law is like, "It's okay! Her younger sister is prettier anyways, you can shack up with her!"
And Samson is like, "And you guys wonder why I'm always nerd-raged?"
And then he goes off and CATCHES 300 FOXES WITH HIS BARE HANDS. Individually, all of them lured, took him hours, didn't hurt not-a-one...that is until he TIES TORCHES TO THEIR TAILS AND LIGHTS THEM ON FIRE THEN SENDS THEM INTO THE WHEAT FIELDS.
Then when they come to arrest Samson he's like, "WTF M8, WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?"
And he kills a thousand men with a jawbone that he tears from a donkey that just happens to be lying around, my version of the bible (NKJV) doesn't say if this animal was alive or dead, but w/e, I doubt Samson cared either way.
I don't know if I would call him bad-ass or crazy as hell, but one thing is for sure, I bet PETA was in on arresting him and his downfall.
So he comes home from god knows where and his father-in-law is like, "I thought you hated your wife, so i let her shack up with the best man at from your wedding!"
And Samson is like, "WTF M8?"
And his father-in-law is like, "It's okay! Her younger sister is prettier anyways, you can shack up with her!"
And Samson is like, "And you guys wonder why I'm always nerd-raged?"
And then he goes off and CATCHES 300 FOXES WITH HIS BARE HANDS. Individually, all of them lured, took him hours, didn't hurt not-a-one...that is until he TIES TORCHES TO THEIR TAILS AND LIGHTS THEM ON FIRE THEN SENDS THEM INTO THE WHEAT FIELDS.
Then when they come to arrest Samson he's like, "WTF M8, WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?"
And he kills a thousand men with a jawbone that he tears from a donkey that just happens to be lying around, my version of the bible (NKJV) doesn't say if this animal was alive or dead, but w/e, I doubt Samson cared either way.
I don't know if I would call him bad-ass or crazy as hell, but one thing is for sure, I bet PETA was in on arresting him and his downfall.