If it weren't for princesses, greasy italian plumbers and feminine fairy-boys would never get laid.

True story.

(I hate the Peach/Zelda complex, even though Zelda kind of breaks through just a little...Peach just makes a cake...which was pretty fucking amusing at the time I suppose.)

Mochi is one of the most amazing substances known to man.

Cherry Pepsi is the breast milk of Jesus.

Sunkist is liquid sunshine instant happiness.

And I got FUCKING SUNBURNT WHILST I WAS OUT TODAY.

I wasn't even in the sun that long and I just noticed when I on a whim looked down at the skin above my collar line to find that it is ALL RED.

and it hurts...