Really Messed Up Children's Play
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Aesod Childrens Conservatory, Winter Play Number 23
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The Magic Yellow Bicycle With Rainbow Streamers
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD is sent to her GRANNY’s house by her mother the SNOW QUEEN to take food to her. LITTLE RED is accompanied by her friend/bodyguard the WOLF, and his boss PUSS IN BOOTS. Once at GRANNY’s gingerbread house, she offers countless sweets to the children and they devour them, and then asks where her dinner is. LITTLE RED whips off her cloak and reveals that SLEEPING BEAUTY has been asleep on her back for the entire play. The WOLF and PUSS immediately claim that they should be allowed to eat SLEEPING BEAUTY for payment of being LITTLE RED’s bodyguards, LITTLE RED makes the argument that she rescued SLEEPING BEAUTY from the tower before she ever hired WOLF and PUSS, and that she only hired them to take out the Prince if he ever showed up. An epic battle ensues between LITTLE RED and GRANNY against PUSS and WOLF. A GIANT comes out of nowhere and steps on the gingerbread house, killing them all instantly.
The moral of the story is: always share your toys.
Aesod Childrens Conservatory, Winter Play Number 23
OR
The Magic Yellow Bicycle With Rainbow Streamers
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD is sent to her GRANNY’s house by her mother the SNOW QUEEN to take food to her. LITTLE RED is accompanied by her friend/bodyguard the WOLF, and his boss PUSS IN BOOTS. Once at GRANNY’s gingerbread house, she offers countless sweets to the children and they devour them, and then asks where her dinner is. LITTLE RED whips off her cloak and reveals that SLEEPING BEAUTY has been asleep on her back for the entire play. The WOLF and PUSS immediately claim that they should be allowed to eat SLEEPING BEAUTY for payment of being LITTLE RED’s bodyguards, LITTLE RED makes the argument that she rescued SLEEPING BEAUTY from the tower before she ever hired WOLF and PUSS, and that she only hired them to take out the Prince if he ever showed up. An epic battle ensues between LITTLE RED and GRANNY against PUSS and WOLF. A GIANT comes out of nowhere and steps on the gingerbread house, killing them all instantly.
The moral of the story is: always share your toys.
